i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
is wine microwaveable?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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