You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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