What did we do last night that was yellow?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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