either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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