dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize
