do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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