he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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