he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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