Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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