going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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