Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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