Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
