y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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