The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no