By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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