But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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