Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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