My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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