Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Even my vagina gasped.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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