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I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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