The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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