Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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