Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I didn't notice because vodka
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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