the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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