I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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