Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
