The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Randomize
