Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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