I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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