Pregnant stripper...not hot.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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