Just fell off a train. Bad.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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