Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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