I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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