There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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