That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize