I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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