Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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