her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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