Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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