I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
