I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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