Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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