I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i think im in europe. pls send help
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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