I think i peed on brittanys purse
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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