Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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