who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
