do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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