I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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