"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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