haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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