Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
