I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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