I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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