What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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