After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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