I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
How's work?
Spinning.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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