Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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