I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
